WWII AND THE WAR ON TERROR WERE CAUSED BY AMERICA BEING RACIST TERRORISTS.
Betcha thought they might have had something to do with people trying to kill us...you know, Pearl Harbor and 9-11, didn't ya?
Well that's because you're a racist terrorist.
Whew! Glad we got that outa the way!
Get some smarts from Mr. Hank, ya dumb hick!
Hollyweird is dedicated to helping the poor, ignorant masses achieve enlightenment to become
the kind, upright citizens....er....comrades....that they are. Greg Gutfeld on the environmental wing of the totalitarian left:
environmentalists use their so-called ethical beliefs to justify arrogant and asinine behavior. Examples abound: a socialite rails against plastic bags, as she boards her private jet to eat bat testicles with a shaman. An angry, goateed celebrity rails against neocon chickenhawks, days before being arrested for domestic abuse. A scabby rock star condemns us for not giving enough to the poor, as he passes chlamydia around like a snack tray.
So you see, you have a lot to learn. Now ask me again why I don't go to the movies anymore.
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