Friday, March 05, 2010


They are honored guests in the White House. No, I'm not talking about Bill Ayers. I'm sure Obama's bosom buddy and he are a little more discrete when they get together to giggle about burning down Amerikkka the evil empire.

I'm talking about Jay-Z. In 2000 he attacked a man who he
stabbed in the stomach and back, then hit over the head with a bottle.
A producer. At a party. Just keepin' it real, I'm sure.

Jay-Z who's"artistry" includes the lyrics:

Yo Yo J-A-Y, I flow sick
Fuck all y'all haters blow dick
I spits the game for those that throw bricks
Money cash hoes money cash chicks what
Sex murder and mayhem romance for the street
Only wife of mines is a life of crime
And since, life's a bitch in mini-skirts and big chests
How can I not flirt with death
That's life's a nigga, long as life prevent us
We gonna send a lot and pray to Christ forgive us
Fuck it

Never heard of him? Go to the kid's section of your library and you'll find elementary school level biographies glorifying this accomplished role model.

Maybe being such a fine influence and of such sterling character is what got him into the White House Situation Room. Via Jammie Wearing Fool:
The Situation Room in the White House was reserved for national security meetings in previous administrations. Apparently in the Obama administration it's used not only to map out campaign strategy, but for celebrity photo-ops as well.

Well since national security threats, as we have seen, were just a pipe dream cooked up by evil Bushitler, and since The One runs a permanent campaign of celebrity, I guess it makes sense.

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