THE GORACLE CAN'T GIVE UP!

He's now patiently explaining to us dumb hicks that the record snowfalls and cold are because of man-made global warming. You know, the one now so thoroughly disgraced that its become a joke? (do you really need the links here?)

Grouchy Old Cripple gives a run-down of what this non-crisis has been blamed for:

Hot summers? Global warming. Cool summers? Global warming. More snow? Global warming. Less snow? Global warming. Warm winters? Global warming. Cold winters? Global warming. More hurricanes? Global warming. Fewer hurricanes? Global warming. There are even some barking moonbats in Hollywood who believe the earthquake in Haiti is a result of global warming. That means the earthquake in Chile is a result of global warming as well. Everything is global warming.

And as you know, the EPA has declared that you are polluting the earth every time you exhale, thus subject to government regulation.

Thank God for selfless givers like these folks who truly CARE:

They shot themselves and their 7 mo. old little girl to save the planet.

Maybe they were part of The Voluntary Human Extinction Project (well, voluntary... so far)

But what I wonder is.... how did they really help when the whole global warming thing was never about the climate but instead about increasing control and about the creation of a one world government?

How can the new Reich steal more of their money when they are dead? Which is the greater good? Living to slave and feed the state for a longer amount of time or killing a baby to save the polar bears?

Oh....I'm so confused!