WE PAID 24,000 FOR JUGEARS AND THE FIRST KLINGON'S DATE THIS WEEK

We are all equals and all have to sacrifice. 'Cept that some are more equal than others cannot be expected to sacrifice. Like Jugears McMarxist and the First Klingon. After all, he did die on the cross for us!

I don't know what the big deal is over this. Every communist country's leaders are filthy rich while the rest of the population are equally poor government slaves.

Sheesh. Get used to it already!