(image via Jim Treacher's Blog)

COME CELEBRATE FREEDOM WITH US!

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Dear Amadinnerjacket,

Heard you're crackin' skulls of people demonstratin' in the streets for freedom, so we thought we'd just re-iterate our invitation for your lackeys here to join hands with us in our nationwide 4th of July celebration of....... freedom.

Sincerely,
Your comrade,
Barack Obama

P.S. Good work putting those protesters in their place. So far, all I've been able to do about our protesters is get the defense dept. to label them "low-level terrorists." Hey, ya gotta start somewhere!

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Uncovered by Weasel Zippers:

The United States said Monday its invitations were still standing for Iranian diplomats to attend July 4 celebrations at US embassies despite the crackdown on opposition supporters.

President Barack Obama's administration said earlier this month it would invite Iran to US embassy barbecues for the national holiday for the first time since the two nations severed relations following the 1979 Islamic revolution.

"There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to Iranian diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.