"Obama isn’t the President of the United States; the United States is the throne upon which Obama sits." -Jim Treacher

All hell is breaking loose and The One is having fun watchin Tony Hawk skateboard around the White House. From Six Meat Buffet:

...we’ve finally found a President who can turn Washington D.C. into his own private amusement park for his friends and his family. Hell, North Korea is about to fire a rocket towards Hawaii, Iran is in total chaos, and the smuggling of $134 Billion in (maybe) counterfeit Treasury Bonds almost crashed our dollar.

So…let’s go out for ice cream!

Dignity and a show of concern are sooooo over-rated. What fun is it to be King if you can't do whatever the hell you feel like during your reign?