Friday, June 26, 2009

THE LEFT: AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT HYPOCRITES!

Having values and sometimes failing to live up to them means you're a hypocrite. At least, unless you jettison those values. Having none, you can never be called a hypocrite again! Welcome to the left. When they use the word "freedom," what they mean is freedom from believing in anything but themselves. Values are for suckers!

Bret Prelutsky:

Consider the uproar from the left when Don Imus opened his silly yap about the black women on the Rutgers basketball team. Now compare that to their response when David Letterman made his smarmy cracks about Sarah Palin and the governor’s 14-year-old daughter. The liberals immediately sprang to his defense, pointing out that Letterman is nothing more than a TV personality and is therefore free to make offensive jokes without fear of censure. So what do they think Don Imus is? The Secretary of State?


He's goes on with a world-class smack down and concludes with the deepest, world-class nuttiness:

I have to wonder, though, how much non-Muslim nations trust our current president. It’s one thing, after all, to travel to other countries and talk a lot of diplomatic flapdoodle, but when Barack Obama takes every opportunity to tell the world how awful we are -- or at least how awful we were until he got elected -- it has to make people wonder if, like his missus, he had never been proud of America prior to his canonization by the media.

It doesn’t make things a lot better when he makes obviously foolish remarks, such as insisting that the U.S. is one of the largest Muslim nations, and that Muslims played a major role in the creation of our republic.

That one really had me reeling, so I went back to my trusty old history book and looked it up and, sure enough, he was correct. Right there in black and white, I discovered that among the most influential of the Founding Fathers were Abdullah Washington, Mahmoud Adams and Osama bin Jefferson.


Up is down, black is white, good is bad and the sky is chartreuse with purple polka-dots.

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