Friday, June 19, 2009

"Hey! I get it! I get it! Now can I have s'more o' that Kool-Aid?"

THE NEW LOGIC...SO CUTTING EDGE THAT IT DOESN'T EVEN USE LOGIC! BRILLIANT!

Oh hell, it's your feeeelings that matter anyhow, not some supposedly logical, rational thought!
Stuff like that is just oppressive and really, really wooj's yer buzz, maaan! Get with the program!

Here's a few exerpts from a primer in the new, chope-fueled logic of The Glorious Revolution, from NRO:

3. The Private Sector. Nationalizing much of the auto and financial industries, while regulating executive compensation, is an indication of our new government’s repeatedly stated reluctance to interfere in the private sector.

4. Race and Gender. Not what is said, but who says it and about whom reveals racism and sexism. For example, a Hispanic female judge isn’t being offensive if she states that Latinas are inherently better judges than white males.

5. Random violence. Some assassinations represent larger American pathologies, but others do not. When a crazed lone gunman murders someone outside the Holocaust Museum or shoots an abortion doctor, we should worry about growing right-wing and Christian extremism. But when an African-American Muslim convert brags about his murder of a military recruitment officer or an Islamic group plots to kill Jews and blow up a military jet, these are largely isolated incidents without larger relevance.


8. The West. Western values and history aren’t apparently that special or unique. As President Obama told the world during his recent speech in Cairo, the Renaissance and Enlightenment were, in fact, fueled by a brilliant Islamic culture, responsible for landmark discoveries in mathematics, science, and medicine. Slavery in America ended without violence. Mistreatment of women and religious intolerance in the Middle East have comparable parallels in America.
No, having a drink won't help you to "get it" ....unless its a drink of Kool-Aid.

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