NEED A NEW LAPTOP?

Then maybe you should spend time in an Al-Quada training camp, learning how to kill Americans. That's what the 17 Chinese muslims did that got sent to Gitmo. They have new laptops, are being trained on the using the Internet and have been given satellite TV so they can watch Al Jazeera and learn more about how hateful we all are.

All this, so that they will be happier when released into our Nation.

What could go wrong? All this love will surely turn them!