HERE'S YER CHANGE

You might want a beer in your hand when you read this.
Might wanna buy a gun too.

Either that or you can take a big 'ol bong hit of chope and continue in the hallucinatory fantasy that's becoming a government mandate. Take a hit, trust Der Messiah and relax. You'll have good company with the Toothfairy and the Easter Bunny, anyhow.