ALL PRAISE AND THANK THE ONE FOR MAKING HEAVEN ON EARTH!

The guy from the San Francisco Chronicle who said this,

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul. (link)

has a new column claiming that The One is busy eliminating evil from the world.

Why not just pick up a schizophrenic from the street and pay them to write?
It would be just as sane, and cost the struggling paper much less money. Hmm. Maybe I should be a news service consultant....