Friday, November 07, 2008


REVIEW THIS AND AVOID RE-EDUCATION CAMP, COMRADE!

Competition is a barbaric, insensitive ritual that reeks of social Darwinism. We cannot allow the fittest to survive.... Your loss is someone else's gain, and your gain is someone else's loss. Therefore, losers contribute to the society and winners take away from it. Being a winner is unethical, while a society of losers is happy and striving as a collective. In the spirit of diversity, inclusiveness, and collectivism our contests shall have no winners. Everyone is declared a loser, which in our book means an ethical team player.

You got that?
( from yet another nugget of goodness hidden in the depths of The People's Cube)

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