SHOCKER! NAKED PEOPLE DISPLAYING THEMSELVES AS OBJECTS HAVE BEEN TOUCHED!

Reason #584 why I left the art world behind (pun intended):

Several nude models who are featured in Marina Abramovic's new exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art have complained of being groped by some patrons...

One performer, Will Rawls, told The New York Times that a patron brushed his hand chest and back "and then touched my butt." ... "As he was passing me he looked me in the eyes and said 'You feel good, man,"' Rawls said. (Fox)

The kicker:

The exhibition... includes nude performers standing in a narrow doorway facing each other as visitors squeeze between them.

So...you rub against naked people you are "sqeezing" past and they are outraged when you touch them. Alright.

In other news today, hookers are suing johns for buying what they're selling.

It's just art.