THE RACIST BABY MENACE!

The first image is a real Newsweek cover. Really.

These little Klansmen not only PLAY with matches, they are busy crawling around burning crosses or playgrounds all over this nation!

The rest of the covers are re-mixes from the awesome The People's Cube.

Although toasters certainly are menacing, rejecting slices of pumpernickel, sending them flying through the air to land fallen and despised land on the floor while baguettes cackle with glee and head off to a tea party, it's the cats I worry about. Their sneaky. And their campaign to declare the black ones as unlucky has been been going on since the middle ages. Generation upon generation of hate. Those bastards!