See? The Obamessiah has was working to make the world safer even before he was elected! He's ON it! (image via Hillbuzz)

DON'T FEAR IRAN'S NUKES, BECAUSE THE LIGHT-WORKER IS NOT BUSH, SO WE WILL NEVER BE ATTACKED.

The NYTimes just published a leaked memo. But this time, it's not information that can be used by our enemies to kill more of our brave men and women, as is their usual editorial policy. It's this:

Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates has warned in a secret three-page memorandum to top White House officials that the United States does not have an effective long-range policy for dealing with Iran’s steady progress toward nuclear capability...

LIES! All LIES! Kissing ass, bowing and begging, hog-tying our troops, treating our enemies as U.S. citizen, dis-arming ourselves and letting the glow of his peace and love vibe shine for all who hate us IS a strategy! Try it:

If you find yourself at gunpoint being mugged or raped, just smile, tell them you are a really good person and that you love them. The gun will magically turn into a flower! Works every time.

So President Jugears has rightly responded that it's all very complex (his often-used phrase meaning, "you're too stupid to understand") and that he's been on this since January.

Allahpundit agrees. He has always had a plan. Obama is not Bush. That's the plan:

How could they possibly fathom that diplomacy might fail? The core plank of “smart power,” such as it is, has always been the Obama charm offensive. Simply by being the anti-Bush and offering an open hand to Iran, he would convince Tehran to unclench its fist and open a dialogue. Bush was the problem (he always is!) and once the problem was removed, solutions would inevitably follow. So why bother developing a Plan B?

NO ONE can fail to be swayed by his omnipotent charm!

So relax, love the earth and take a unicorn to work with a smile on your face.

And if by some miracle, we do get attacked, we deserve it anyhow. In the words of The One's spiritual mentor, "God damn America," and if you don't believe that, you hate Jesus. And the earth. And the poor. And the black man. And gays. And.......