IOWAHAWK SHOULD GET A MOVIE!

Or at least an Emmy for screen writing. Trouble at school! What will Debbie and Bobby DO!?
Man this is funny! From "Red Scare"

And so it begins. What Debbie and Bobby don't know is that "John Smith" is actually Johnny "Snake" Republico, secret agitator for the forces of International Constitutionalism -- the insidious extreme rightwing ideology that seeks to bring America to its knees by enslaving our helpless unsuspecting government, and stop it from giving you all the things that you want. It spreads like a cancer, slowly driving victims into violent, racist, anti-tax madness. It takes a strong will to resist the Consties' hypnotic sales pitch -- are Debbie and Bobby up to it?

Read it all and laugh your ass off.