WHAT'S A PARDON WITHOUT YET ANOTHER.....BOW!
The One's decree (insert trumpet fanfare here):
Obama said there were days when he is reminded of why he ran for the office and "then there are moments like this, where I get to pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland."
Disneyland? Is that different than Happy Gumdrop Land? Because if it ain't, that turkey don't need to go nowhere!
And as to why he "ran for the office," I'm sure glad he dropped a clue on us 'bout that, cause it sure as hell wasn't to defend the Constitution, provide for the common defense or represent the will of the people.
Least now we know. It was to send turkeys to Disneyland.