Wednesday, November 18, 2009


"Now what y'all need to understand, is that up is down, left is right and green is red now. Y'all need to be quiet and listen."


"WE CAN'T PROVE OUR NUMBERS. BUT THEIR STILL TRUE, BECAUSE WE SAID SO."

That is the government response to all the phony baloney jobs "created or saved" numbers they're floating around.

From Hot Air:

Over the last couple of weeks, the media and the blogosphere has dissected the numbers coming from Recovery.gov and found them laughably phony. The pi├Ęce de resistance came when Watchdog.org noticed that the government-run accountability website appeared not to know that the US has only 435 Congressional districts, instead of the 875 listed on the website — but listed almost $6.4 billion in spending in the phantom districts. However, as we have seen here, phony “saved or created” numbers are the norm, not the exception, and most of the jobs data are insupportable.

And even Earl Devaney, the man in charge at Recovery.org, can’t deny it. In a response to Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), Devaney says that he cannot certify any of the jobs data published by the government:

The chairman of the Obama administration’s Recovery Board is telling lawmakers that he can’t certify jobs data posted at the Recovery.gov Web site — and doesn’t have access to a “master list” of stimulus recipients that have neglected to report data.

Earl Devaney, the chairman of the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board, responded to questions posed by Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., late yesterday to say the board can’t vouch for the numbers submitted by recipients of stimulus funding.

“Your letter specifically asks if I am able to certify that the number of jobs reported as created/saved on Recovery.gov is accurate and auditable. No, I am not able to make this certification,” Devaney wrote, in a letter provided to ABC News.

But its still true, and even if it wasn't who cares? As long as it lasts long enough to fool all them ignorant redneck out there until we get done trashing this "goddamn America," that's all that matters. What ever it takes to "help" people!

1 comment:

Conscious Observer said...

THERE IS NO ECONOMIC GROWTH. NO NEW JOBS. NO DECLINE IN UNEMPLOYMENT. IT'S AS THOUGH THEY'RE TALKING TO CHILDREN WHO DON'T KNOW OTHERWISE. IT'S RE-GOD-DAMNED-DICULOUS!