I guess that smooth, tasty ice cream will make having the redefinition of marriage forced down America's throat by the courts a whole lot easier to take.
Ben & Jerry’s is temporarily renaming popular “Chubby Hubby” ice cream “Hubby Hubby” beginning today to celebrate the start of legalized gay marriage in its home state of Vermont. (Hot Air)
If marriage is going to be redefined to include people like myself, if I were in a comitted same-sex relationship, it should come from the people. Yeah, I know that's a strange concept for the left, but then again, so is The Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.
I am all for domestic partnerships for same-sex couples, but to me, marriage between a man and woman is inherently different.
It's because I'm full of self-loathing and hate myself, I'm sure, but I still won't give a DIME of my money to socialist, drug-addled hippies busy gettin' themselves off with empty gestures.
Besides, how would I know that what I thought was a pecan up in there wasn't really a tattered bit of some stoner's dreadlock?
Dirty. Stinky. Ice Cream. These things just do NOT go together!
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