VICTIMIZED BY BIG MACS AND DORITOS? HELP IS ON THE WAY!

David Kessler, the guy that tried to put the tobacco industry under the FDA, has a new target: eeeevil food! From Moonbattery:

At 5-foot-11, Kessler's weight has swung from 160 pounds to 230 pounds and back, many times over. He owns pants in sizes ranging from 34 to 42.

This he blames on Big Food, which uses nefarious substances such as sugar and salt to compel us to eat more than we want through the insidious means of causing food to taste good. Kessler proved his theory by burrowing through the garbage behind Chili's restaurants until he had uncovered boxes whose labels confirmed his terrible suspicions. According to the Dumpster-diving do-gooder:

The challenge is how do we explain to America what's going on — how do we break through and help people understand how their brains have been captured?

Kessler says that 85% of us share his inability to control what we eat, so powerful is Big Food's grip on our brains.

Have you noticed how frequently calls to control what we are allowed to eat have become? Its cause o' that there compassion stuff! All over this nation, people are being chased around and forced to eat twinkies and hohos! Our benevolent overseers have wisely decided that its time to intervene. BTW, do you jog? Better get started. It will make life easier when it's government mandated.