Thursday, May 21, 2009

Happy, happy, all the time!

WHY IS THE LEFT EVEN MORE MISERABLE NOW?

Another study has come out, showing Republicans are happier than Democrats (yes, adjusting for income). Shocker. I know from personal experience, when I was a big 'ol Moonbat, that the constant denial of reality necessary to keep ones hallucination balloon inflated leaves one tired and pissy. Hell, look at Nutsy Pelosi's brittle face. That ain't all from plastic surgery! But why are they even more unhappy now? Tim Slagle at Big Hollywood:
For the past eight years we have been listening to the whining about a stolen election, a war for oil, shredding the Constitution, Halliburton Halliburton Halliburton! You would think that now that they own both Houses of Congress and the White House, they should be happy. The economy is in the tank (as we told them would happen, if they ever got control of the government) but yet they still don’t seem to be happy.

The Tea Parties completely put them over the edge. Apparently we’re not allowed to have protest rallies and we’re not allowed to compare this President to a dictator from a previous era, as was their practice during the last administration. They call us mean and racist and use a sexual profanity too describe our movement. For some reason they seem even less happy, than they were when they were out of power.

Perhaps by forfeiting the last election, we have taken the purpose out of their lives.

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I might be rushing to conclusions though. Maybe being a Democrat doesn’t make it more difficult to be a happy person; rather, people are drawn to the Democrat Party because they are unhappy already.
What's more,
They know that if the people are kept miserable that they will overwhelmingly vote Democrat. I believe it’s why they really don’t care what damage their economic policies will have on us all. They don’t care if Cap and Trade will put the economy into a death spiral, or if their universal health care will start a declining life expectancy rate for the first time in American History. Because the more the misery, the better it is for them.

And for the truly miserable, the only balm is the knowledge that other people are just as miserable as you are. So what better way to find friends than to ensure there is an entire nation of miserables alongside you, living next door in the government provided housing, with equal access to a doctor, authorized to assist your suicide?

Worth reading it all. Further schooling on this epidemic mental health problem here.

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