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AWESOME-NESS FROM THE BLACK SPHERE ABOUT HOW TO FIGHT

...I offer this advice to all Republicans seeking office in the coming elections. First, don't apologize…for anything.

Stupid Liberal Democrat Media: "I see in your divorce agreement you only get the kids every other weekend, Conservative Candidate."

Conservative Candidate: "Yes. That's more time that you spend with yours, and you have yours all the time. Next question."

Next, always be ready to go on the attack. As a Republican, you are within your rights. In your attack, you must call Democrats and liberals racists and elitists. Re-read that last sentence!!

Stupid Democrat Liberal Media: So why do you want to cut welfare spending? Isn't that racist?

Conservative Candidate: "You are a racist for asking that question, stupid liberal Democrat media person! For years Democrats have falsely held the high ground on issues like civil rights. I am here to correct this. So I say to blacks, that Democrats have played you for decades. They have spent almost $7T on the War on Poverty. Do the math: The government could have given every black man, woman and child, $1M+ each, yet what do blacks really have to show for this so-called war. I ask every black person in America this question: Do you think you are winning the war?

Bill and Hillary Clinton played black people for eight years. The Clintons were from Po-dunk, Arkansas, essentially perennial wards of the state—the largest welfare recipients in the history of America. That is until they took their white trash show on the road. In ascending to the highest office in the land, Bill Clinton became the "first black president"—according to blacks.

It is a slap in the face to black people to want to claim as theirs, the lowest of whites—white trash. Aside from womanizing, Clinton is slick talking, big pimping white trash president, who was on his hustle. And boy did he pimped black people! Look at exactly who gained during the Clinton years?

...The Clintons got paid, and black people got played.

You gotta read the whole thing from Kevin Jackson!