QUIT WORKIN' AND GET A FREE CAR!

The Boston Herald:

Gov. Deval Patrick’s free wheels for welfare recipients program is revving up despite the stalled economy, as the keys to donated cars loaded with state-funded insurance, repairs and even AAA membership are handed out to get them to work.

But the program - fueled by a funding boost despite the state’s fiscal crash - allows those who end up back on welfare to keep the cars anyway. ...

The state pays for the car’s insurance, inspection, excise tax, title, registration, repairs and a AAA membership for one year at a total cost of roughly $6,000 per car.

Dang. I need a car! I bike or bus...bein' the poor, dumb right-wing hick that I am. I know that if you're homeless you can get a cell phone.

So if I get myself fired and loose my apartment, I can get a car, a cell phone, and have ACORN give me a forclosed home they have taken over. Still, with no computer, I would be suffering unspeakable agony.

Why? Because of people like Sarah Palin! As The One decreed during the beginning of his perpetual campaign:

"John McCain and Sarah Palin they call this socialistic," Obama continued. "You know I don’t know when, when they decided they wanted to make a virtue out of selfishness."

Wish people weren't so damned selfish!