"WE do the thinking, NOT you. The debate is OVER! Now shut up."

JUST BECAUSE IT WAS ALL A LIE, DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T TRUE

More o' that there White House Spock-like logic at work:

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stressed this afternoon, and the White House nonetheless believes "climate change is happening."

"I don't think that's anything that is, quite frankly, among most people, in dispute anymore," he said during Monday's press briefing.

Here's a nice summery of the scandal that doesn't matter, from Moonbattery:

1. Climate scienticians conspired to exclude temperature data that contradicted Global Warming from their "climate models."

2. The computer models were set up with a bias to show Global Warming regardless of the data that were put in.

3. Climate scienticians conspired to circumvent the peer review process by steering papers toward friendly reviewers, and plotting to remove skeptics from the peer review process.

4. Climate scienticians conspired to destroy data rather than share it with potential skeptics.

Oh, and The planet has been cooling down since 1998. (Gateway)

Remember, if you don't understand this...um....logic, it's because it's just too complicated and nuanced for some dumb redneck like you to get. Learn yer place, Cletus!

How much longer will it take for people to start feeling the utter contempt with which they're held?