NICKELODEAN RELEASES INDOCTRINATION GAME FOR LITTLE KIDS

The Big Green Help Global Challenge

Because, you know, global warming is an established fact (even as more and more scientists say otherwise and the climate is cooling, prompting a new call to keep an eye out for global cooling, like they were worried about in the 70's). Its all about instituting a World Government and total control.

The indoctrination is not subtle:

Everyone who wants to play the game must take a pledge to reduce their carbon footprint.

If children are properly conditioned to hate themselves for sinning against the planet by existing, maybe they won't mind the Third-World standard of living our leaders will bequeath to them.

The game's villains include a truck and a light bulb. (Moonbattery)

Evil lightbulbs! I HATE them!!!! lol.