You know, sometimes I feel like I'm writing for The Onion. Things are so un-believable anymore that any reasonable person would have to assume it was just satire. And yet, as completely, bat sh*t insane as they are, things like this are happening nearly everyday, said with a straight face in all seriousness:
Law enforcement officials don't know who left the Nissan Pathfinder behind, but at this point the Mayor believes the suspect acted alone.
"If I had to guess, twenty five cents, this would be exactly that," Bloomberg said. "Homegrown maybe a mentally deranged person or someone with a political agenda that doesn't like the health care bill or something. It could be anything."
Because, as we all have seen demonstrated, time and again, people opposed to Obamacare have been torching buildings and blowing things up all over the place.