THE FIRST KLINGON'S COMMENCEMENT SPEECH

I love Robin of Berkeley, partly because she was a deluded, far left idiot just like me for most of her life but finally grew up a little and began to discover clues to what sanity looks like.

She reviews lil' Miss "I'm proud of my country for the first time"'s speech to the kids she is helping to enslave to The State:

Michelle Obama recently gave a speech to graduates at George Washington University. The underlying message? Do as I say, not as I do.

Also: Life sucks, and then you die. There's war and famine and an overcooked planet. Become global citizens and fix the mess! Clean the feet of lepers in Calcutta, eradicate malaria in the Sudan, and live like a monk with no personal needs.

Of course, Michelle's own personal journey has been a tad different. After she graduated from racist-infested Princeton University, Michelle made big bucks as a corporate lawyer. Working as a vice president of the University of Chicago Medical Center, she saved the hospital a bundle through patient-dumping -- sending those unable to pay to other hospitals.

Michelle, who as First Lady requires 22 personal assistants, apparently helped Barack make millions by helping convince unrepentant domestic terrorist and Hyde Park neighbor Bill Ayers to ghostwrite his long-overdue autobiography.

Not wanting to live in one of those dreary third-world shacks, Barack and Michelle entered into a shady land deal with corrupt businessman Tony Rezko, who helped the couple buy million-dollar-plus digs that were a financial stretch.

Then she writes what SHE would have said. Check it out.

To give The Negative Vibe Merchant credit though, she is being perfectly consistent to the mainstream of academia. She is no different.

Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others....due, no doubt, to the aweful burden they bear for having to control every aspect of everyone else's life with their towering intellects and deep spirituality.

Sacrifice is necessary....but for other people. God forbid anyone 'intellectual" would have to give up time on their yoga mat or money that they planned on using for the latest, hip, see-and-be-seen restaurant.

Those are things they deserve and although sacrifice is good, no one important should ever, ever feel any discomfort, let alone pain. I mean, what did the hippies fight for!?

Well, except for them dumb rednecks, you know.....

Besides, if the Marxist elite would make sacrifices for others themselves, well....they would be almost, like....Christian! They are MUCH more spiritually enlightened than THAT!