Go on. Have some. Sweet...tasty....crunchy....DEADLY! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

GLOBAL WARMING CAUSES KILLER CORNFLAKES!

Stop laughing! It's TRUE! Experts have said so, and if you don't believe it, it's only because you're a stupid redneck that hates the earth.

Numberwatch has put together a full page of links to all the horrible things that dis-proven man-made global warming has brought upon us.

You have GOT to look at this! Hil-freakin-lareous!!!!