I'M SORRY. I LOVE WITTY CHEAP SHOTS SOMETIMES

In the words of Larry, "Forgive me Lord. And bless the starving pygmies in New Guinea."

I know I ain't right, but I cain't HELP it!

Beck is accosted by the NYTimes tool that called for him and Sarah Palin to be tried on charges of SEDITITION for DARING to disagree with the policies of The One True Risen Obamessiah: