Saturday, July 11, 2009

LAID OFF? IT MAKES YOU HEALTHY!

Builds strong teeth and bones!

From Tim Geithner:

Noting the rising unemployment, Geithner said what the economy "is going through is a very necessary and healthy adjustment as [Americans] go back to living within their means." He added: "We do not have an economy that is growing again." (CongressDaily)


Wonder if it eliminates fine lines and wrinkles too? I gotta get me some o' that there no-damn-job stuff and start really livin'!

Oh but wait....The One just said that the economy is doin' great! I'm so confused. I want to be healthy. Do you think I'd get the same health benefits if I just quit my job instead of being laid off? It's so hard to know what to do!

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