THE DIGNITY AND DECORUM THAT COMES WITH HOLDING HIGH OFFICE

...is something Barney Frank never heard of. Speaking about his plan to legalize pot, displaying what a class guy he is:

...we have this outrageous case in New York where a cop jammed a baton up a guy's ass when he caught him smoking marijuana.

ESQ: You're kidding.

BF: Actually, I've just been corrected by my partner -- it was a radio he jammed up the guy's ass, not his baton. (Esquire)

Barney! Barney! Please try to keep your professional world and your fantasy world separate!

(cheap shot, I know, but couldn't resist. It's because I'm full of self-loathing and internalized homophobia, I'm sure)