Friday, July 31, 2009

THE ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION IS STUNNINGLY SIMPLE!

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It is said that when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. To the leftist mind, the world is beset with a host of problems, all of which have only one solution.

Problem: Environmental pollution.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Inequities in Health Care.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Climate change.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Social inequalities.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Banks and Automakers made stupid decisions and lost money.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism

Problem: Geo-political conflicts between cultures that have been at war for centuries.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: People on the radio are expressing opinions lefties don’t like.
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: “Parents want me to move out of the basement and get a job.”
Solution: Destroy Capitalism.

Problem: Bongwater, not as tasty as promised.
Solution: Destroy capitalism.

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