INDOCTRINATED CHILD LEARNS NOT TO STEAL...not from his parents, of course.

Oh Lord this is rich. From Ace:

Shocker: 9 Year Old Caught Stealing McCain Signs
—Ace

The "shocker" in the headline is
literal. The guy got sick of miscreants stealing his sign so he juiced it up
with electricity.
The kids' father says the little scamp just grabbed it to
"see how it was put together."
It's a sign. It's a stick with a fucking piece
of cardboard stapled to it.
But this curious little Future Engineers of
America Chapter President wanted to see how this gizmo called a "sign"
worked.
That's the Obama Effect -- children taking great interest in
educating themselves. Look at this budding young Nicolai Tesla, so curious about
the complex aeronautics of a yard-sign.
Now that's he's figured out the inner
workings of the staple, he's moving on fulfill Barack Obama's campaign pledge of
building a car that runs on love.