MORE FROM ORWELL

I posted earlier about Jugears McMarxist's Secretary of Homeland Security officially changing the word "terrorism" to "man-caused disasters"

Ernie Mannix at Big Hollywood is getting with the new 1984 world and adding to the list:

Murderer = Overpopulation assistant

Criminal = Alternative life economist

Child abandonment = Remote Parenting

Car-jacking = Automotive redistribution

Enemy Combatants = Displaced Freedom Fighters

Bank Robber = Stimulation recipient

Memorizing his list now will shorten the amount of time you will have to spend in re-education camp later! Just tryin' to help....