I posted earlier about Jugears McMarxist's Secretary of Homeland Security officially changing the word "terrorism" to "man-caused disasters"
Ernie Mannix at Big Hollywood is getting with the new 1984 world and adding to the list:
Murderer = Overpopulation assistant
Criminal = Alternative life economist
Child abandonment = Remote Parenting
Car-jacking = Automotive redistribution
Enemy Combatants = Displaced Freedom Fighters
Bank Robber = Stimulation recipient
Memorizing his list now will shorten the amount of time you will have to spend in re-education camp later! Just tryin' to help....