JUST LIKE MAGIC! NO MORE TERRORISM!

We are so screwed. Our Secretary of Homeland Defense:

In my speech, although I did not use the word “terrorism,” I referred to “man-caused” disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur. (Spiegel)

Anti-idiotarian Rottweiler sums it up:

Terrorism is something that can be fought against. A Man-Caused Disaster is something we can do nothing about, but sit and wait for it to occur.

The number one goal of liberals- to feel gooood at all times, to always be mellow, warm and fuzzy, reality be damned. No wonder so many get baked on the weed.

And continuing the trend:

The Obama administration stopped calling Guantanamo inmates "enemy combatants" on Friday (Reuters)

No word yet as to whether or not the phrase will be replaced with "friendly misunderstood freedom fighters."