FACULTY AT CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY OUTRAGED AT DISPLAYS OF CRUCIFIXES

Bizarro World dispatch #6,589. From Tomorrow's Trust, a catholic education site, one complaintant stated:

Not only can such symbols be insulting to those who do not consider themselves Christians, it can be offensive to Christians as well.

Huh?

They are determined to have these horrible symbols of Christianity removed from this Christian institution. Because, you know, Christianity is bad for Christians....or something like that.