THE ONE'S "DEFICIT REDUCTION" STAFF NEED MUCH, MUCH MORE MONEY TO SPEND TOWARDS WORKING ON SPENDING LESS.

OMG! I can't pay my bills! Waddamy gonna do? Hey! I know! I'm gonna go spend my rent money on sushi!

If you think this is stupid, it can only be because you are an ignorant redneck and don't understand the complexity of our problems. You're just simple-minded, dude. Not like these guys.