"I will NEVER stop fightin' for you!"

PRESTO CHANGE-O! B.O.'s A DOWN-HOME POPULIST!

Before Scott Brown won, Der Messiah made fun of him for driving a truck.

After Brown won, Bubba Obama is a real, down home reg'lar guy just like you!

And he's MAD! Ooooooo, he's mad! Just like the people that are sick to death of his phony, arrogant dismissal of what they want and say.

So he went to Elyria, Ohio (where they prolly don't even have arugula, for God's sake!) and said:

"So long as I have some breath in me, so long as I have the privilege of serving as your president, I will not stop fighting for you," Obama said. (Hot Air)

And by fighting for you, he means fighting for himself, since HE knows better than you about what you really want an need. He's a selfless, giving man. And he went to Hah-vahed.

Yeah, I know, the majority of the people are against what he's doing and are angry at being ignored at best, and called racist tea-baggers at worst, but when they realize that someone smarter than they should have the right to tell them what they want, they'll fall right in behind him.

He vowed to "never stop fighting for policies that will help restore home values"

Goll! He's just like Sarah Palin! He's just a down-home kinda guy. Bet he can gut a moose!

And he's angry. Just like the tea party people....cept of course he's not stupid like they are.

He's counting on that. Only stupid people can be played like a violin and he's rosined up his bow.

"It's going to be a fight," the president said, warming up to the crowd. "You watch. I guarantee you, when we start on financial regulatory reform, trying to change the rules to prevent what has caused so much heartache all across the country, there are people who are going to say, 'Why is he meddling in government' or 'Why is he meddling in the financial industry? It's another example of Obama being big government.' No, I just want to have some rules in place so that when these guys make dumb decisions, you don't end up having to foot the bill."

He's right. You just watch, some fear-monger is gonna say, "hey! why is he turning us into a Marxist state and ignoring the Constitution? Why is he taking over the banks and industry like Hitler did?"

Do I have to say it again? Because people make "dumb decisions." They're just too stupid to have freedom and to make their own decisions. They need control. TOTAL control.

And THAT'S how he's gonna fight for you. Even though you're a dumb-ass.