Quick! Someone alert Homeland Security!FORGET THE TERRORISTS- FAT PEOPLE ARE THE REAL THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY.
According to First Klingon, Michelle Obama.
Michelle, I know that terrorism is a scary thing that we all wish would go away like a bad dream.
But we need to be grown-ups now and face our fears or accept our destruction.
We've heard now that returning servicemen are a threat, tea party participants are a threat, state's rights supporters are a threat and now fat people.
Well here's a clue. It ain't the 60's any more and you ain't trippin on acid, m'kay? Makin' up lil' hallucinations to take the place of reality just doesn't work.