DARN! DARN! DARN!

CABLE NEWS IRRITATES DER MESSIAH

"If everybody here turned off your CNN, your Fox, just turn off the TV, MSNBC, blogs, and just go talk to folks out there, instead of being in this echo chamber where the topic is constantly politics,"

Stupid media. Messin' up his "fundamental transformation" of America into a Marxist State! No wonder The One is feelin' kinda' pissy! The left's hero, Hugo Chavez felt the same way, so he just got rid of the inconvenient free press.

Well just bide your time lil' comrade! You have 3 more years to bring us to our knees with Cloward-Piven, and then you can do whatever the hell you want.

It'll be ok. Now go have yourself some arugula.

There is, however, one thing about your decree that confuses me. If we are supposed to ignore the media and just talk to "regular folks" how are we going to be any better at supporting your agenda? Aren't "regular folks" too stupid to understand your awesomeness? You keep saying that you haven't explained things well enough for their poor little pea brains to absorb your depths, despite your near-constant blathering. What's more, it's those "regular folks" that are becoming united in opposition to The Plan you have- you know, all them there racist, violent, angry, un-American, redneck tea-party people. Isn't Keith Olbermann better than any of them?