JUST IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE REAL, PATRIOTIC MODERATE MUSLIMS....

...there are. You'll just never see them in the MSM because they wouldn't condemn this country and so not serve the purposes of what was previously the Democratic Party.

But they exist. Like this fine man. And this one.

So different than America-hating radicals. Like Time Magazine.

(via Pookie's Toons)

LAWS? CONSTITUTION? IS TO LAUGH!

From Moonbattery:

The Supreme Court's insane ruling that the EPA has authority to regulate CO2 emissions theoretically gives it control over literally all human activity, including breathing. Not even our constitutional right to bear arms escapes the reach of the unelected, unaccountable environazis of our horrifically metastasizing government's most malignant agency.

The U.S. Supreme Court says Americans have an individual right to keep and bear arms. The EPA says the bullets for those guns may be banned as an environmental hazard.

The second amendment is only so much paper. What? You think it's more important than lead maybe possibly kinda sorta hurting something sometime somewhere....like say a little fish? You hate the earth! ....and you're racist, of course.

The groundwork for a totalitarian state has been laid. But don't worry. It's for your own good.

SMART PEOPLE LIKE PALIN ARE STUPID- STUPID, BURNED OUT HIPPIES LIKE THIS ARE SMART.

I 'bout busted a gut! He is seriously running for mayor of a town in RI.
It's a purty lil' song.
You may wanna have a beer and sing along!

(just be sure a restroom is nearby)

(via Hope N' Change)

LEAKED CIA DOCUMENT: JEWS AND AMERICAN FREEDOMS ARE TERRORIST THREATS TO AMERICA.

No, its not a joke and it's backed up.

Read it at the Jerusalem Post.

"ITS A SIGN OF INTOLERANCE TO QUESTION THE INTOLERANT, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR INTOLERANCE IS PROTECTED BY TOLERANCE"

Greg Gutfeld hits the nail on the head... with his powerful midget fists!

So AP writer Allen Breed begins his recent mosque piece by defining the word, “tolerance.” It’s a traditional rhetorical device, one learned back in sixth grade while plagiarizing the Encyclopedia Britannica.

His piece focuses on religion, of course, – but not Islam, Christianity or even my favorite, “the universal life force of the Grand Unicorn.”

His all powerful religion? Tolerance.

Of course, for him, tolerance can only play one way. As Yanks we must kneel before the alter of acceptance, while everyone else uses us as a footrest.

I mean, I doubt Breed would MENTION tolerance to the mosque developers. Instead, true to the predictable mind grazing on hysterical cliches, he hearkens back to the witch trials – the most overused example of intolerance ever – and one that probably deserved it. I mean, witches suck.

Breed then quotes a reverend who says this is all due to a “dominant religious lens factor” – meaning, i guess, when one group thinks their religion is better than others.

He knows this, since he’s a wiccan minister, a practitioner of a cult populated by veiny spinsters with cats. I guess the writer wouldn’t find an imam tolerant enough to grant him an interview.

Or maybe he didn’t look.

After all, it would be a sign of intolerance to question the intolerant, especially when their intolerance is protected by tolerance!

Instead, focus on us. We’re nice people. We won’t kill you.

But look, intolerance is not the issue. Think about your pal who can have any girl he wants, but chooses to go after the girl dating you. There, tolerance, doesn’t enter the equation. Being a jerk, does.

And that’s what this is all about. Tolerance now serves as a condom for jerks seeking protection from their own jerkiness.

I’d use it myself, but they don’t make one in my size.

And if you disagree with me, you’re a racist homophobe who owes me thirty bucks.

(via Right Wing News)

HOW TO GET OUT OF A TICKET AND GET A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD

Doug Ross has the valuable tips.

THE LONG HISTORY OF LEFT WING THUGGERY AND MURDER CONTINUES AND INCREASES HERE AT HOME.

The left, in a classic case of projection, is constantly accusing the right (which is actually the center) of inciting people to violence. Evidence? Nearly nil. All we have seen is those "violent" tea partiers getting beat up and bitten by union thugs. Their latest without-the-facts, hysterical outburst was about the passenger that knifed the Muslim cab driver. Headlines said things such as "Republican National Committee Slashes New York Muslim Cabbie" Unfortunately for them, it turns out the the attacker was a left wing loon. Shocker. I know. But even when nothing happens at all, they just invent it- the professor that hung a noose on her own door to prove racism, Twana Brawley's faked attack , the Duke non-rape case, and more recently tea party infiltrators with racist signs to "prove" the near non-existent racism of tea partiers (yeah, I know, the twisted "logic" makes my head hurt too). They get busted, called out, yet still continue. Don't tell me smokin' blunts has no bad effects!

What else have we heard from the left and their Glorious Leader the last few years? Ginning up racial divisions, the encouragement of eternal victim hood and the labeling of ANYONE that disagrees with ANY of their agenda, regardless as to whether or not it even tangentially touches race, as racist. "They're evil! They're racist! Kill them!" Or as His Majesty said, "get in their faces." Where I live that's called "getting up in my grill" and is an provocation to violence.

How many times have we seen posts on Huffpo, "news"paper articles or the talking heads of the government media publicly wish someone dead? I won't even link them. Swing a dead cat and you'll hit one (aw, ok...for a long list go here)

Well its having an effect. Gangs staging what they called "beat whitey" night at a state fair. Gunshots at a GOP office. A congressman equating the tea party with the KKK. A tea party group getting death threats. And that's just what is being reported today on Drudge! JUST TODAY.

Al Sharpton was on the tube the other night saying he's having a march to "confront" the rally Beck has organized for tomorrow in DC. This rally for honor and America is, according to him, "hijacking" King's legacy. Beck's a big 'ol racist because....well he just is. Forget about his recent 4 part series going through all the evil that white people did to the black man with slavery and the KKK. He's not Marxist, not a racist, so that makes him a racist (there's that headache again...).

Funny....speaking of the KKK, they and Sharpton have the same dream, so very opposite King's, of starting a race war. Of course NOW I read that his march is FOR King, not confrontation. Lil' different than what he said when he was seized by paroxysms of hatred during the interview.

This shouldn't be a surprise anyone. Marxists have never been shy about using divide and conquer, thuggery and mass murder to better help themselves "help" people to have the "better" world that they alone are uniquely qualified to plan and control. God be damned.

Der Messiah's good buddy, Bill Ayers, belonged to a group, the Weather Underground, that said perhaps as many as 25 MILLION Americans that weren't "re-educatable" would have to be killed when they came to power. A group that he stated just after 9-11 "should have done more."

He's a professor of education now, widely lauded and setting the policies that are being used on your children as we speak.

"Oh, but what about the Christians? They killed soooo many people!" Yes. They did. Over more than a thousand years they killed an infinitesimal fraction of the number of people killed by atheist, Marxist regimes in 50 years. Drop in the bucket. (for example, only about 2,000 people were executed for heresy in the 350 year Inquisition, while the atheist regimes of Hitler, Mao and Stalin alone killed more than 100 million people- check "What's So Great About Christianity" by D'Souza for the complete stats) But of course, Marxists can't be criticized. They only try to help. Christians, on the other hand, just want to stop you from having sex.... or something.

People that don't get this stuff make me feel more and more like they are living in the Matrix while I and others have escaped. Its creepy. The more reality clashes with their hell-bringing delusions, the more violent they become. I know. I was one of them for most of my life.

ALSO new today (vid at Gateway Pundit), Ed Schultz on MSNBC (you know, what used to be called a news station?):

Ed Schultz on FOX News: And you have no idea, in my bones, in my very soul! In my heart! I want to kick Fox’s ass! I want to drive them into the ground! I want to spike the ball! I want to kick ‘em in the teeth on the way back to the huddle! And then I want to turn around and lift my leg on ‘em! Because that’s all they’re worth! They lie. They cheat. They steal.

Now lets all join hands, remember the summer of love and sing Kum By Ya in honor of this tireless worker for peace!

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, SO SHUT UP.

Good Lord. I saw Al "every-black-man-is-a-victim" Sharpton on Fox this morning all pissed off because a white man DARES to honor Martin Luther King as PART of a rally about honor. He's "hijacking" King. King wasn't an AMERICAN that died to make this country great and true to it's values. No. He was just a black man. And the non-white people at the march? They aren't really non-white. Because they aren't Marxist race hustlers like King was......wait.....um, never mind.

Sharpton is holding a counter march. He never misses an opportunity to create and inflame racial tensions for his own benefit.

Lloyd Marcus, on the other hand is an American of African descent with self-respect, intelligence and honor, much like King. He says something else.

GARSH! WHY WOULD ALL THEM DUMB REDNECKS THINK B.O. IS A MUSLIM?

He says he's a Christian so he must be.

And he went to a heretical, racist, Marxist pretend Christian church for 20 years so he must be.

Please. I'm not saying he is or isn't. I'm just saying it's more than understandable and I believe he's having the kind of gleeful fun I used to have irritating "mommy and daddy", by making himself appear Muslim so he can thumb his nose to one of the many, many things he hates about our nation, Christians. Nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah!

Kyle-Anne Shiver has a few clues at American Thinker. Far from being stupid, people have been observant and thoughtful.

BUILDER OF THE 9-11 MOSQUE: THE U.S. IS WORSE THAN AL QEDA

I know you must be shocked. It's here, and here's the audio.

At least he and Our Glorious Leader are agreed on this.

What a piece of human garbage (which one? both of them).

And YOUR tax money is being spent to send who OUR government calls a "moderate" on a fund raising trip to the mid-east to build the big glob of hocker he is planning to spit in our faces.

(via Pookie's Toons)

SEND TO EVEY TEEN YOU KNOW.....STAT!

Dang this is funny! What? You think tears are better?

HOW DID THIS FINANCIAL MESS GET STARTED?

I'm not seeing it on Fox and SURE not seeing it anywhere else expect some blogs, buried under newer stuff. But THIS is how we got to where we are. Bears repeating:

INTENTION AND REALITY MEAN NOTHING

So Dr. Laura has been vilified for talking about the n-word in context of those who are ALLOWED to use the n-word. She wasn't calling anyone that. She wasn't saying it was an a-ok word. She was talking about its use by those allowed to use it.

I absolutely agree with and support her. Here's the audio:



Foolish Dr. Laura. We have two languages for two groups of people. Unity is death to the left. Keep people divided and they can be more effectively farmed to be used as tools for the marxist left's dream of complete control. Can't find real racism to point at? Then make it up to piss people off and feed the victimhood that has been drilled into them from day one through the schools and media. Wouldn't want any of the people on their liberal plantation gettin' all uppity and thinkin' they might be strong and good enough not to have to be on their knees for the nice white massah's help now, would we? The Democrats haven't changed a BIT since the days their armed wing, the KKK, was used to keep black folk in "their place." They've just gotten more effective.

Sarah Palin gets it (per usual) exactly right, here.

I don't use a word. I use the phrase, "people that call themselves n-word" when describing those who have so little self-respect and so much self-hatred that they call themselves that. Yer perfessors will tell you that they are just "reclaiming" the word and making it positive. Presto chango. Hundreds of years of malignant use MAGICALLY changed! They so POWERFUL!

Funny, too, that most of the same people that call themselves that treat others like they treat themselves and act like slaves. Guess you have to expect that. (yeah, I said "n-word" so I don't get kicked off here). Those Democrats sure are smart.

I thank God that all Americans, black, white or whatever are starting to wake the heck up.
Black conservative coalitions and websites are exploding as more and more people get sick of REAL white racism.

Sorry Bart. You KNOW I love ya!

I DIDN'T DO IT!

Given the absolute failure of the "it's Bush's fault" strategy to explain his (I'm sorry, it should have been capitalized, I mean "His") absolute failure, the president, I mean, Our Glorious Ruler, is changing his whine. NOW it congresses fault...you know, the one that licks his ass?

Story here.

And you thought a 10 year old couldn't be president!

IF YOU WON'T HIRE A CONVICTED FELON, YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE.

The racism in this line boggles the mind. Felon=black. WTF?!

But no, that's what the federal government is saying. And you might go to jail if you disagree.

From the EEOC:

There is no Federal law that clearly prohibits an employer from asking about arrest and conviction records. However, using such records as an absolute measure to prevent an individual from being hired could limit the employment opportunities of some protected groups and thus cannot be used in this way. (via Hot Air)

Oh, so not just blacks. I guess Latinos as well. "Protected groups."

Some interesting questions have been brought up. If you have been convicted of having sex with little kids, does that mean you are being discriminated against if a day-care center won't hire you?

And Ed Morrissey at Hot Air brings up another good point:

...if truly unfair discrimination has become so rare that the EEOC has to attack reasonable and rational choices in hiring based on the actual record of the applicant, hasn’t the EEOC argued for its own dismantling?

And doesn't the absolute failure of the teacher's union-dominated dept. of education argue for it's dismantling?

Snip, snip, snip. There's a whooooole lotta crap that needs chopped out of the Fed before we can get back to being a free nation and the states can get back to doing the jobs that the Fed repeatedly fails at.

COMEDY GOLD!

It wasn't meant to be a joke. Stop laughing! They're serious! Hater.



Wouldn't clown noses and big, floppy shoes have been more appropriate?

(image via The Neoconservatarian)

GREG GUTFELD IS A GENIUS.....AND LOVES THE GAYS (EVEN MUSLIM ONES!)

I sometime have insomnia. I wake up around 3am and there's no getting back to sleep. But there's is a HUGE silver lining. 3am is when Greg Gutfeld's "Red Eye" is on, one of the funniest shows on the tube. I laugh till I cry.

A thoughtful man, he mused over the mosque being built by a man that is on record as wanting to institute sharia law (the law with the death penalty for being one of the gays) and having said that Osama Bin Laden was made in America. He mused on this scum-bag's statement that the mosque was being built to promote "building bridges" and "tolerance."

He decided that he wanted to build bridges too.

So he has ACTUALLY started plans to build an Islamic-themed gay bar next to the mosque (from The Daily Gut):

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

The dialogue continues:

Right now the working name of the bar is Heaven and Halal. It will be two floors - one serving Hallel food, and other other serving cocktails. There will be 72 of them. And they will be virgin.

So here's an update, since last night.

Now, I've scoped out some properties. And, I've received countless inquiries regarding investment, folks who have offered up to six figures. But because some of them were drunk, they may have placed the decimal point in the wrong place.

I also contacted the Cordoba House, the folks behind the mosque - but they have not returned my calls.

So I tweeted them.

Here's what they tweeted back.

You're free to open whatever you like. If you won't consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you're not going to build dialog....

its weird being educated in tolerance by an incredibly intolerant ideology. As long as gays and women are treated so poorly, how can they teach us compassion and generosity?

The grim left, predicably is out-raged (pun intended)"

...from Media Matters - home to lonely, middle-aged men who still write "FAIL" in their tweets.

Here's Simon Maloy, a senior associate master fellow emeritus:

Make no mistake -- Gutfeld's motives are offensive. He thinks the way to justify his own religious intolerance and that of his conservative cohorts is to mock Muslims and gay people.

Of course, he offers no evidence of said religious intolerance.
(seriously, Simon, dad had bigger dreams for you.)

Anyway, when half-wits are half-right, does that make them a quarter- cretinous? Perhaps. But hey, they are correct that my Islamic gay bar is a provocation. But it wasn't directed at Muslims (for them, it's actually a sincere gesture).

It was a provocation toward ignorant cowards like Maloy who - rather than condemn real homophobia in the world, prefer to focus their wet, lefty whine on righties who are far more enlightened than they could ever be.

In fact, their accusations of Islamophobia are meant to hide their cowardice concerning gay rights. Think about it - I'm putting gay rights front and center, before an ideology that condemns homosexuality. No one on the left has the balls to do that. That's why I make them look pathetic.

So, why would they call me a bigot, yet remain silent when faced with a gay-hating ideology? Why would you side with those who would kill you - instead of a guy who just wants to open a gay bar?

Is it because, for them, politics means more than preservation?

Well, when my bar opens, maybe they can stop by and explain it to me. The first round is on me. Expect tiny umbrellas.

(image via Big Hollywood)

WE HATE YOU BUT WE LOVE YOU

The city I unfortunately live in (please....someone get me a trailer and a job in Tennessee or Texas!) is rife with ironic "country" bands and hippies playing "bluegrass." They're saying, "Hey! Lookit me! I'm not some stupid hick, I hate everything they stand for, but I'm playin' their music!"

I went to check out one of the hottest of these bands of phonies and before the show I asked a musician I am acquainted with to please, please don't be ironic. He was completely befuddled. A few minutes later he asked how that could be possible.

It's why Nashville is becoming so reviled. Watch CMT and while, yes, there's some country there, there are hoards of dumb pop bimbos (female AND male), like fer instance, Sheryl Crow, who is,

against “giant cars” (like the 4×4 pickups and Hummers country artists love to drive), and calling Tea Partiers “ignorant” and “angry.” (AWR Hawkins at Big Hollywood)

You know her, she's the "country" singer that schooled us that we hate the earth if we wipe our asses with more than 2 sheets of TP.

Sure hate to be the one doing her laundry, tryin' to get those racing stripes outa her panties. Hey...wait minute! Wouldn't that take more detergent and thus further contribute to the destruction of the planet! Well, maybe she just leaves 'em there as a sign of her dedication...and her love of racing. She so pretty!

Check out her back-stage rider for another laugh.

Ima go listen to some Kevin Fowler now.....

WHY OH WHY DO CONSERVATIVES HATE THE GAYS SO MUCH!?

John Hawkins, who runs Right Wing News, one of the the biggest conservative blogs out there, has signed on as a sponsor for HomoCon, the upcoming gay conservative convention featuring an appearance by anther eeeevil gay-hater, Ann Coulter. Those bastards!

Even worse, he has invited J. Daniel Blatt of Gay Patriot to contribute to his site!

It's like Matthew Sheppard all over again. Oh the pain, the paaaaain!

As was pointed out in a link above, Ronald Reagan was entirely correct:

My eighty-percent friend is not my twenty-percent enemy.

It's why I have more in common with and get along better with straight conservatives than I do most gay people. There the percentages are reversed. Tell me, what makes more sense?

DAAAANG. WHY U SO STOOOOPID!?

If you're still breathing it's pretty hard to miss the absolute contempt that Washington has for your opinions. Time and again, despite over-whelming opposition, they ram through congress what the over-whelming majority of the people are opposed to. Stoopid people.

Kinda pisses 'em off. If only they weren't so ignorant about what their betters know to be the best for them!

The left is moaning that this may cause Der Messiah to have only one term to complete his destruction. And it's all because you're to dang stupid.

THE BEST REPLY TO THE "EAT THE RICH" ARGUMENT:

Have you ever been hired by someone poor?

Do poor people create jobs?

Does it make sense to take away the money of "the rich" so that they don't grow their businesses and hire more people?

Ok, ok. Yes it does. If you want the entire population in slavery to the government.

Sadly for many, that is just fine. They'll still let you screw who you want and play Halo.

What else matters?

OLD NEWS THAT BEARS A RE-PLAY.

Remember, she's third in line to the president.

THE WORD:



Such a Christian! Or should I say ____ian.

Key line about "the word": "fill it in with whatever you want."

Hmmm....like maybe "total Marxist domination"?

Notice she never says the words "Jesus" or "God."

Kinda hard to do when your playbook is Saul Alinskie's "Rules for Radicals," that was dedicated on the front page to Satan.

THIS is why NO ONE should ever feel they need drugs to experience a wacky, alternate "reality." We are all living in one that is more insane than the furthest acid trip.

Scary. Creepy. And yet.....don't forget to laugh:

SAY WHAT THE GOV'T TELLS YOU TO SAY OR FACE "INVESTIGATION."

We have heard about the DOJ document calling returning vets, state's right's supporters and others "potential terrorists" that need watched.

We have seen anyone opposed to total state power called racist.

Like all good Marxists, any opposition to their total power grab and destruction of America cannot be tolerated. For our own good, of course.

The latest in the long pattern is this from Nutsy Pelosi:

"There is no question there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how is this opposition to the mosque being funded," (with audio, at WAPO)

In what's left of HER mind, she can't conceive of any true, grassroots sentiment. REAL grassroots sentiment is manufactured from the top down by what was once the Democratic party.

And of course, there is absolutely NO interest in finding out where Mr. 9-11-was-America's-fault is getting his funding to spit in the eyes of the families of those who died. No, our gov't is sending him overseas to get more funding and to gloat over how stupid and weak we are. They got be crackin' up....at least between bouts of slappin' around evil, dirty women and killing gays.

That makes total sense. Both those in power now in DC and radical Islamicists hate this country and have contempt for those who disagree with their quest for total control.

Just like Russia's revolution at the turn of the century, the groups that desired destruction united to bring it about. Once they had it, then they fought amongst themselves for which had control. They were smart enough to know that the enemy of their enemy was their friend....at least until they got what they wanted. Then the killing amongst the former friends began.