Sorry Bart. You KNOW I love ya!

I DIDN'T DO IT!

Given the absolute failure of the "it's Bush's fault" strategy to explain his (I'm sorry, it should have been capitalized, I mean "His") absolute failure, the president, I mean, Our Glorious Ruler, is changing his whine. NOW it congresses fault...you know, the one that licks his ass?

Story here.

And you thought a 10 year old couldn't be president!